1. I'm an information dumpster.
2. But that doesn't mean I'm not cool to talk to.
3. Newfoundlands are fucking adorable with kids.
4. "You're cute, you're funny. You just haven't found someone you like yet?"
5. I'm as awesome as mozzarella sticks and as beautiful as iPhone autocorrect.
6. My boobs look fun to juggle with.
7. I'm an oversensitive idiot who takes everything way too personally, I shouldn't have said what I said and I'm really, really sorry.
8. "Don't be. I'm being a douchy douche."
9. Fuckin' love ZZ Top.
10. "I would rip your clothes off like fucking Hulk."
11. I should've said yes. I should've just let go of my idiotic worries and said yes. Damn.









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"If you throw away all I give you in the trash, bitch you can catch your OWN grenade!"
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I do requests, just bug me repeatedly about them. Joking, I'll usually get them done in about a week, max.
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I do requests, just bug me repeatedly about them. Joking, I'll usually get them done in about a week, max.
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I do requests, just bug me repeatedly about them. Joking, I'll usually get them done in about a week, max.
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I do requests, just bug me repeatedly about them. Joking, I'll usually get them done in about a week, max.
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When you photograph people in colour you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in B&W, you photograph their souls! ~Ted Grant
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IF YOU LIKE WATER, THEN YOU ALREADY LIKE 72% OF ME